Origin: Minnesota, US
First looks
Nick:
Euggghhhh. I've had very bad luck with soda-flavored items, and these look a little hinky. Also, they smell weird. And they're sticky. I'm afraid if these don't taste good they'll have offended every sense I have.
Katie:
Oh man, these are going to be gross. The smell is sickly sweet like something rotting and festering. There is nothing orange about the smell. It's like someone drank a lot of orange juice, peed that orange juice out, and now you're smelling oj pee. I like orange soda usually, but this is going to be foul.
Post-bite thoughts
WOW these are bad. They taste just like they smell, which is to say extremely gross fake orange chemical, and the aftertaste is a weird bitter chemical tang. Did we get a bad batch of these? I can't believe this is what these are meant to taste like. There's absolutely nothing to like about these except the sense of heroism you get knowing they can't hurt anyone else as you slam dunk them in the garbage. Yuck.
Katie:
I was making baby's first lemon face the whole time. Disgusting. Remember when everyone was outraged at Whole Foods for selling asparagus water that was just some asparagus chilling in a water bottle? Imagine that but with orange slices only they've been left in the sun and the orange slices melted away into unrecognizable floating orange flotsam. That's this. That is how gross these are. Do not buy this, even as a goof. They are disgusting. If you want some good soda-flavored stuff, get the Jelly Belly soda line. Those are good.
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